We Smoking 700

The Rival of 7de The phrase is used by M5SKED JR, BJ, YNTBABY, and the rest of OMB
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Someone who's even weirder behind closed doors / who outdid themself.
Person 1: Did you hear about what James did?! That dude's wild!! I always knew he wasn't right in the head.

Person 2: Well, you know what they say. Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window.
by Elderflower_sickness May 25, 2023
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Smoke what?

Synonymous with the devils lettuce, marijuana, this answer is given by a stoner when asked if they are a smoker. If ever you hear this it is a dead giveaway that you’re dealing with a dirty doper.
Friend: “Are you a smoker?”
Dirty Doper: “Smoke what?”
by deememetee January 26, 2022
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Smoke what?

The answer a stoner will give when asked if they are a smoker. If ever you hear this it is a dead giveaway that you’re dealing with a dirty doper.
You: “Do you smoke?“
Dope fiend: “Smoke what?”
by deememetee January 21, 2022
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Smoke show

When you fart after you blow smoke up the butthole and it blows a perfect ring. Also known as a rim puff
Student : I’ve been practicing my smoke shows butt they keep coming out like an oval. Got any advice as a mentor ?

Maestro: Oh yes I used to have that problem. I really have to curl in not out. Try that next time. Also getting a toy can be super beneficial.

Student: ah that makes so much sense, maybe I should size up my plug?

Maestro: yes, the bigger the asshole the bigger the puff. But it’s all about muscle control, it’s no fart you know
by ButtMaestro March 02, 2023
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smoke my ashes

When your paying exaggerated compliments to someone.
- OMG, You look great!! What happened?! Has your fairy godmother visited you?
- You smoke my ashes, man! Thanks, but I just lost a few pounds.
by WASPish girl October 10, 2019
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