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Blue dogging

Almost relieving your bowels, but being prevented from doing so at the last minute.

Blue balls for bowel movements.
I was prairie dogging it to the bathroom when I pulled on the door and it was locked. Now I'm blue dogging it.
Blue dogging by RebaD August 28, 2014

blue eared elephant 

the art of turning one's 501 pockets inside out, unzipping your flys and lobbing out yer todger.
"hey ladies have you seen the Blue Eared Elephant?"
"No"
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiip..........."
blue eared elephant by mr pimpernell September 25, 2014

blue quail 

blue quail-(N) when many men (adleast five) stick their penises into a bird's mouth and attempt to suffucate it. If the bird turns blue then they use the birds bodily fluids as lubricant for a sausage fest.
"Jim, John, Joey, Tyrone, Jason, and I had the best night of our lives last night, we performed a blue quail and the bird turned blue as a blueberry.
blue quail by 6@9@!!! March 30, 2015

Blue Jibs 

How people from the czech republic pronounce blow jobs
Would you like blue Jibs, five euro.
Blue Jibs by Bule Jibs June 29, 2015

blue link 

To skim an online article esp. Wikipedia, by only reading the links to other articles.
A: Do you listen to Adam Levine?

B: No, but I blue linked him, so I know all about his hit songs.
blue link by Deevil July 16, 2015

Blue Collar Ballerinas

A common sub-species of stripper, native to parts with high unemployment rates and trailer parks. Usually the worst kind of stripper.
"Hey man, want to Beavers?"
"Fuck no, that place is filled with blue collar ballerinas!"