George Washington Carvered

When somebody gets sauced really hard. Usually used in super smash bros.

Tyler:*gets JV4'd by Max's DK*
Max: "Dang you just got George Washington Carvered"

by SaximusPrime June 3, 2022

A Walking Snail

Instead of calling a woman a slut, its a woman leaving a trail of cum behind her

Slut insults you.
yo bitch shut the fuck up, your a walking snail cunt.

by Moztashio June 25, 2022

Goose Walking

The way a bumpkin walks when they believe they’ve shown someone they think is rich up. Similar to how a goose’s neck looks when it’s walking.

My neighbor’s been stealing internet for a while and now he’s feeling big, goose walking all over town.

by Pop Candy July 5, 2022

Eastern Washington

120 degrees in the summer, -20 degrees in the winter. Everyone smokes fucking weed. Every day is 4/20. Literally empty except for one or two cities here and there and some stupid weed shops. Most people there are probably active on r/trees.

Q: Hey i wanna smoke weed legally where should I go?
A: EASTERN WASHINGTON IS THE PLACE- Oh yeah, it's empty there.

by Omskmapping July 7, 2022

gorge walking

When you place both feet inside a cavernous Vagina and start to walk on the spot

That chaffinch last night had been about a bit. So much I was able to perform gorge walking

by Pseudonym of a false analogy July 8, 2022

George Washington

A George Washinton is when you cum on a girls teeth and force her to brush it in.

"Omg Barbera, Fred made me do a George Washington last night"

by Monk Eballs July 14, 2022

Black Washing

Something that chronically online people argue about

Person 1: Black Washing exists!
Person 2: No it doesn't
Person 3: Shut up and touch grass no one outside of the internet gives a flying fuck

by shitty_definitions July 22, 2022