nick cannon

Someone who is hilarious

"Nick Cannon is hilarious" - Dave Chappelle's son

by Cascade Cabernet April 27, 2004

niceguy

A loser as in niceguys finish last.

Hey niceguy didn't Amanda dump you for that carsalesman? laugh out loud

by Corwin aka Shannon's bitch November 7, 2003

nice

to be under the influence of marijuana

(it does not mean to be drunk!!)

i got mad nice off that blunt

by JimmyMoon February 23, 2004

NICE

The act of expressing ones personal opinion's towards something being funny or awkward.

Person 1: "You Ass face!"
Person 2: "Im not an ass face you are."
Person 3: "Nice"

by Rory July 20, 2004

Nick

A Fat, Irish Drunk, With hilarious stories about almost dying, getting wasted, and a creepy little girl that haunts his house.

Person #1: Guy there was a this one time I got totally wasted and end up at the back of a truck driving 120km/h with a chainsaw and a 24 pack of beer,Then the next day I went on a rollercoaster that went upside down but my strap wouldn't fasten so i almost fell out but I got it on at the last second, then I had a dream about a creepy girl and she was creeping around my room and my face skin was peeling off, so I woke up with pickachu's severed head hanging in front of my face. So I read a book exept I was too drunk, So when I sobered up I don't know how the fuck I got to the end of the book. Then I remembered this is why.

Person #2: You are one crazy bastard Nick, Kokanee for everyone!

by One Sneaky Bastard October 15, 2008

Nice Guys Finish Last

A saying that “Nice Guys” use to explain why they don’t have a girlfriend. Being too stupid to realize the real reason is because they are feel sorry for themselves and blame others for their lack of success in life, not because they are “too nice”. See Nice Guy.

Men who say “nice guys finish last” almost always seem to follow it up with how women enjoy being treated like shit showing their true misogynistic colors.

by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006

Niceville

An absolutely absurd town of Northwest Florida for which definition # 3 contains an equally absurd grammatical error via use of the non-word 'mistaked' in place of 'mistaken'--the likes of which serves the two-fold purpose of outshining the numerous other errors sprinkled throughout said definition, as well as providing an instant dead giveaway of the contributor's edumacation via the often-heralded Niceville public school system. Viva la Niceville!

Does Niceville have Bluetooth? 'Cuz I hear there's rumors on the internets...

by Robb 'Robb-a-dob' Hodgekissian XIV January 4, 2008