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Niceguy, not to be confused with a nice guy, a male who is nice, a niceguy is a beta male who can’t get laid and thinks that they can pick up women by talking in old timey English and worshiping the ground they walk on. Similar to a whiteknight, they will defend women and act as if they are the most fragile little things who might crack or shatter if any minuscule harm may come they way, as they believe all women are “queens”. They are the absolute appitomy of beta male and will always be stuck in the friend zone because no women would ever find this attractive. They blame their lack of success on jocks and jerks who they’re love finds attractive, stating how women only like men who are jerks.
Niceguy: “g’day m’lady. Haveth thee the best of days.”
Girl: “ oh yeah. See you later Niceguy.”
Jock: “dame girl let’s get out of here.”
Niceguy: “why do girls only fall for jerks”
Niceguy by Klid_Lid December 25, 2018
General: Of or pertaining to any guy who is always pleasant and has more girl friends than girlfriends

Specific: THE Niceguy is the archetypal niceguy.
I just met the Niceguy online. He really is a niceguy, he gave me advice on the best place to take that girl I met on a first date.
Niceguy by Niceguy December 19, 2005
A charming, phony, superficial guy who is scared of girls, especially the ones with pigtails.
Guy 1- I bet the niceguy would back down if your sister went to kick his ass, he would be too embarrassed and ashamed to do anything but crawl away on his knees, never calling himself by another name than bitch for the rest of his life.

Guy 2- Yea we've been overestimating this guy for too long, he doesn't even look girls in the eye when they talk to him, he's scared to even talk to a girl, what a bitch.
Niceguy by Solid Mantis December 18, 2019
A loser as in niceguys finish last.
Hey niceguy didn't Amanda dump you for that carsalesman? laugh out loud

Mr.Niceguy 

carries your bags across the street for you after buying food. Beware of bums they impersonate Mr.Niceguy and then want your money or food. He will not suck your dick hes not that nice.
No more Mr.Niceguy! - alice cooper
Mr.Niceguy by Caleb Scott August 15, 2007

R/niceguy 

A loser who's against actual nice people and is an incel
🅱️Ollin
Disrespects wamen
🅱️Our🅱️eer
Imagine being an R/niceguy
The nerve of some R/niceguy I swear

R/niceguy 

Žan Gavrič
Person 1: "ugh he's such a r/niceguy"
Person 2: "I believe the word you're looking for is Gavrič"
Person 1: "shit you right fam"
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