monsterrita

a concoction of a monster energy drink and a slushie, same as a mushie.

Jesse I wanna monsterrita, 69.

by titsburg69 November 13, 2011

Monster Munch

The inserting of false teeth into a very hairy bang hole be it anal or vaginal prior to giving it a good ole railing. Care must be taken not to cut ones tallywhacker on a sharp latteral incisor!

I Monster Munched the mrs last night, used my nans chompers and went to town on that baggy ass snatch!

by Styleeeuk January 13, 2012

monster candy

-Attractive Male/Female Protagonist in a horror movie that frequently attracts the monster or monsters. Usually does not die immediately.

-Candy that eats people.

-That screaming chick has been running around on screen attracting every monster for the last 30 minutes. What a piece of monster candy!

-In Soviet Russia, Candy eats YOU!

by NotTheCandy December 17, 2012

Monster Diet

When someone starts selling stuff too feed there drug habit. A minor monster diet may consist of selling ones own belongings but a real monster diet consists of selling not only ones own belongings but friends, families and any unfortunate fellow they can rob.

Ronnie: Yeah I can give you a 20-piece for that TV.
Charlie: This monster diet would starve me without you!.

by JacobTehBaws March 12, 2015

Monster Muddin

Similar to motor boating, Monster Muddin uses the butt cheeks instead of Breasts.

Dan was disturbed when he walked in to find Jason Monster Muddin his mom who was bent over the couch.

by BobbyShazamm May 9, 2015

monster

verb: to fulfill the role of non-player-characters and/or enemies ( human or otherwise) during a scenario of a live action role playing session. this may or may not involve wearing a grotesque rubber mask or face-paint npc,larp,roleplay,character,mask

"ok i need five people to monster in this set-up, any volunteers?"

by chalkeee July 12, 2015

Monster

Being really f*cking good at something.

Damn, you just hit that 7 man on screen? You're a f*cking monster.

by Lowbow July 22, 2015