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The term Poip the Mooster refers to the action of breaking through the toilet paper with the pointer finger and poking the anus. This term is also known as "Scratching the Rusty Sheriff's Badge" and "Poking the Disciple"
After you Poip the Mooster you MUST wash your hands.

I hope you Poip the Mooster!
by I hope I dont September 02, 2008
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