Lesbian

Females who are sexually, physically, and mentally attracted to other Females

Amber: Omg, Gabby is so fucking hot! I want her so bad!
Lilith: Amber, I didn't know you were a lesbian!

by ThatOneLesbianWhoLikeDykes May 8, 2022

Lesbian

A non-man who loves non-men, which is completely okay, and if you disagree you can jump off a cliff <33

Person 1: “Hey, I have to tell you something. I’m a lesbian.”
Person 2: “Cool! :)”

by nostalgia :) April 6, 2021

Lesbian Penis

A lesbian’s fingers

My girlfriend used her Lesbian Penis on me

by Obeth July 10, 2022

housing lesbian

A housing lesbian becomes activated when they see a woman (with property/room) has romantic or sexual feelings for them.

Essentially, a parasitic-personalitied woman/apex predator with no romantic inklings (possibly no feelings, period), headed towards eviction proceedings, and/or has worn out her welcome elsewhere recently.

Claire would "fall in love" with a fire hydrant if she thought it could offer her lazy ass something. Watch out, she is a housing lesbian!

by Man Sees A Spider Dance Troupe October 10, 2021

business lesbian

a career-focused woman who hates men

Sandra Bullock is a business lesbian at the beginning of many of her films

by Wilkilow000 December 2, 2024

Lesbian

A lesbian is a rare species not commonly found in public, the lesbian also retreats back to their cave if they spot a woman.

Kyle: I think I just spotted a wild lesbian.

Brittany: omg, no way I thought they went extinct

by Chicken Guy17 October 2, 2023

ur dad lesbian

slightly worse then ur mom gay

hey Allen ur dad lesbian get shot in the foot

by anonymous March 7, 2022