no half measures 

No half measures refers to killing all assholes while you still can

Walt , after that guy killed his wife, I can only tell you , no half measures

no half measures by Pinkdude July 31, 2019

Stroke and a Half

Synonomous with "douchebag" type characters. When calling someone a stroke isn't quite enough, you fall back on this one. Just like the shift from douchebag to douchenozzle.

Singular: That kids a stroke and a half.
Plural: The Zet's are strokes and a half.

Stroke and a Half by Kingjared420 November 14, 2004

Two-and-a-half-some 

Sex involving a man, woman, and a midget of either sex.

Dude, I just had a two-and-a-half-some with Janice!

Two-and-a-half-some by Brett Y. Litsa August 18, 2010

I’ll split her in half 

Guy talk about fucking a petite gal with his big dick.

Oh my, check her out. Brother if I fuck her I’ll split her in half.

I’ll split her in half by Super Todzilla May 18, 2018

hells half acre 

Spread throughout an area; Everywhere; All over the place;

Jim spilled the milk all over hells half acre.

hells half acre by OJProductions August 18, 2006

The long neverending demented cartoon movie that lasts almost like, half a fucking HOUR, damn you! I hate myself, go to hell. 400000004!

I don't know, I'm just really, really drunk.

You looked this up?

The long neverending demented cartoon movie that lasts almost like, half a fucking HOUR, damn you! I hate myself, go to hell. 400000004! by ACDC FOREVAR!!!111 May 19, 2004

deuce and a half 

A woman that weighs in the neighborhood of 250 pounds.

She's at least a deuce, probably a deuce and a half.

deuce and a half by Bill August 19, 2004