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watchin shrek

A term used between guys, code for wacking off
Guy 1 :"Hey man watd u do all weekend?"
Guy 2 :"My mom was in New York all weekend so i spent the time watchin shrek"
Guy 1: "Nice Bro"
Dumb Bitch: "Who the fuck still watches shrek"
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Watching the Bar

An acronym for wasting time or being bored.
You spent 9 hours watching the bar for your download progress?!? Damn, you have no life man...
by Dralzun August 16, 2009
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Watching The Notebook

Watching "The Notebook" is synonymous to:

Inflicting pain and extreme depression upon your soul

Hours and hours of happy-sad-life is ending-crying.
I'm "Watching The Notebook"; I will require exactly one week and 2 days to recuperate. If I have not recovered by this time, call a specialist.
by Himynameishahaimnottellingyou November 24, 2013
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watching a dvd

A euphemism created by the clique for having sexual intercouse with a partner or another individual.
Mate I'm watching a DVD so I'll be a bit late
by Cliquecrew January 28, 2015
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watching the sunset?

a technique used by bi guys to get the attention of his crush. commonly used when the speaker is internally panicking because of said crush.
dude A: *panicking* watching the sunset?
dude B: wait i'm your crush?
by klanceiscanonyoucowards January 2, 2019
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watching "moxie"

watching moxie is when you and your special someone does unholy acts while watching some feminist movie you don't remember a single thing about. examples of unholy things are making out, giving hickies, dry sex (or real if everyone is okay with it), and the list goes on, it's completely up to the two of you ;)
friend 1: you wont believe what me and my girl did last night!
friend 2: were you guys watching "moxie"?
friend 1: hell yeah we did!
both: *high five*
by 22+23 May 4, 2021
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Watching water boil

A punishment given to a person for saying something very stupid.
I had to observe water boil yesterday. I was watching water boil for a solid ten minutes because I said something stupid about how it boils.
by Iamthegodofpremoves February 17, 2023
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