twenty-six

The age where you realize you are closing in on thirty. Also, the age when you realize that you are no longer a young adult, but a real adult. This is the point where you know if you have done nothing with your life, you better get crackin. You can still have fun at twenty-six, just make sure that you take care of your priorities because it's better to be a loser at twenty-six then be a bum at forty.

My friend just turned twenty-six and realized that she has nothing to show for it, not even a car.

by djprincessx December 21, 2008

twenty percenter

The 20% of Americans who still approve of Bush's job performance.

Hey, I bet that Moran guy is a twenty percenter!

by The other eighty percent October 16, 2008

brazilian twenty

A measurement of time equal to roughly an hour and a half

Sam's going to be late for work.
How late?
He said it'd be a brazilian twenty, he just woke up.

by playboypete December 28, 2007

twentyleven

Similar to eleventy-seven, an imaginary number to be used when you need to state a quantity. Unlike eleventy-seven, however, implies a higher quantity.

That drunk must have said "Isn't this great?" about twentyleven times!

by ke6isf August 12, 2004

Two For Twenty

The offering of two small rocks of crack cocaine for twenty dollars.

"Hey brotha, two for twenty, two 'fo twenty"

by DaveCo December 9, 2008

Twenty Dollar Whore

Someone who tries to make extra cash by doing something stoopit on the web site TwentyDollarWhore.com

I made twenty bucks by shoving grapes up my ass at Twenty Dollar Whore dot com

by Boing Boom Chak August 22, 2009

Rolling Twenties

This refers back to the "Roaring Twenties" 1920 when Prohibition of alcohol started. Only this century it's the many State's legalizing of marjauna starting Jan 1, 2020.

Everyone can roll legal joint's in the "Rolling Twenties"

by sparkyboy June 2, 2019