pharoah's treasure 

When a girl is giving a blow job to two males and she takes their erect penises into her mouth at one time forming a pyramid. She then proceeds to take the cum and spit it from both men's penis into a golden urn, and buries it underneath her cat's grave in her grandma's backyard (under a full moon) while chanting in high-Egyptian. This ritual is most commonly found in Cairo, Egypt but can also be witnessed in Solvang, CA. Made famous during the reign of Cleopatra while she was experimenting with her many sex slaves.

Dude last night Jenny pharoah's treasured those two gay bartenders, they were only in it to touch dicks but she got the cum she needed and is saving it in the most intricate of urns, waiting for a full moon when she can perform the sacred ritual that defines the Pharoah's Treasure!

pharoah's treasure by The Mummy Man-Whore March 7, 2009

Muppets Treasure Island

A more modern euphamism for invite someone back for sex, usually used after going to a nice thai place in town with some drinks.

I think i am going to get some rumpy pumpy, she asked me back to hers to watch muppets treasure island.

Muppets Treasure Island by jimmy henson October 18, 2009

Urban Treasure

Urban treasure is when you find a definition on Urban Dictionary that is...
a) Exceedingly good, and tells you the information you need
b) Really funny
c) Very creative

I hear the 6th definiton of fml is some real urban treasure (following a).

Urban Treasure by _Echo_ January 23, 2010

Poor Man’s Treasure Chest 

Anus or ass hole; a place where feces exits, an orifice for anal sex, or a place where prisoners hide things.

1. Stop talking shit or I’m going to put my foot in your poor man’s treasure chest.
2. That girl from tinder was kinky, she let me put my dick in her poor man’s treasure chest!

Poor Man’s Treasure Chest by Shortbus93 December 7, 2018

build a boat for treasure 

build a boat for treasure (known as babft) is a pretty popular game on roblox that allows you to build something to get to the end (big waterfall) u can also use your building talents to build super detailed stuff using the scalling tool that cost around 9000 gold.

yooo i just build an amazing boat in build a boat for treasure (babft) using only titanium blocks!!

build a boat for treasure by notlemonthekiller November 1, 2020

Trailer Treasure 

Something that’s just so trailer park kitsch that you just can’t help but love it.

When Maryann saw the black velvet painting of Elvis, Princess Diana, and Dale Earnhardt drinking beers while floating on clouds in heaven, she just couldn’t pass it up. It was just TOO great a Trailer Treasure to not buy.

Trailer Treasure by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Brown Treasure 

Poop.

My brown treasure's on it's way. Bringin' peace and relief to me today hey.

Brown Treasure by Wolfy von Otterslap December 1, 2009