cornish torpedo

A mysterious, stealthy turd which drops like a bomb, then disappears without trace. No bowl evidence. No paperwork.

I dropped a Cornish torpedo! Or did I....?

by Vinnie4brexit March 6, 2020

fruiton torpedoes

What Butt-Head calls photon torpedoes (from Star Trek: TNG) in the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Dream On".

"Fire the fruiton torpedoes. And like uhh make us go that way."
"Then he looks at Counselor Troi and says, "Hey, baby. I command you to show me your thingies."

by Telephony March 18, 2020

Tizer Tory

A person (in the UK) who continuously votes against their own interests. Specifically, working class people who vote for Conservatives. Despite doing so, they are too stupid to realise, even when it is pointed out to them, with responses typically saying, "I'd rather be poor than vote for them". They usually share similar DNA as those who voted "Leave" (see Brexit), have photos of men holding fish, and also pebble dashed images of poppies. Also related to the "Gammon".

Met Gary down the pub last might after our shift in the warehouse, said he couldn't vote for Corbyn, so voted for Tory. He's such a Tizer Tory.

by Berty Bumflaps January 7, 2023

180 sloppy toppy

When your friend has a owl fursona and you take their neck and spin it 180 degrees and get a sloppy bj from the owl

Kevin really loves himself some 180 sloppy toppy

by Gynomorph shark June 16, 2021

kinky torpedo

1. an electric rod that converts salt to chlorine, then back to salt in a hot tub.

2. a device used for sexual pleasure either anally or vaginally, usually in a wet setting, such as pool, pond, shower, sewage pipes, etc. it omits electrical light and currents and sensual chemicals that leave a lasting impression on your genitals. :)

3. in relativity to definition 2, anything one shoves up another's ass, or any sort of dildo. "kinky torpedo" just sounds better.

1. daughter: hey, mom, you better check the spa, our kinky torpedo's on the fritz again.

2. girl#1: so i was with kyle and we were taking a bath together, and suddenly he puts his hand over my eyes and is all, "baby, i got us a gift." then, i feel this buzzing sensation near my kooch, and i open my eyes to the most amazing tingly feeling and see that hes using a kinky torpedo on me!

girl#2: OMG was it weird?!

girl#1: it was AWESOME!!! girl#2, you've GOT to try it.

3. gay man: ooo i love them kinky torpedo's. ;)

by sugarlesshigh January 2, 2011

toppy

Adj., toppiest, toppier

A term used in the BDSM scene to describe one's Top/Mistress/Sir/etc's dominant attitude towards the given situation.

See top as defined by user dijjn.

I was acting up yesterday and now my Sir is all toppy.

My Mistress is being the toppiest she has ever been lately.

Haha, my Sir is toppier then yours.

by Snarkitty December 28, 2005

Swedish Torpedo

An inconspicuous, otherwise neutral Nordic male with an unnervingly thick penis also known as the Swedish Torpedo. Swedish Torpedo is reminiscent of a nuclear mushroom cloud, and is usually demonstrated by its owner when there is a need to assert himself in an effortlessly superior way. Swedish Torpedo is a rare and precious occurrence. It is speculated that Swedish Torpedo is an evolutionary tool to ensure the steady reproduction levels among Scandinavians, when natural means such as aggressiveness, heterosexuality and chest hair have been eliminated by the evolutionary process.

E: guess what, Swedish Torpedo is coming for a visit.
T: Cool, you might get laid!
E: It is not that hard to get laid!
T: Yeah, but Swedish Torpedo is one of a kind. A nice thick penis is hard to turn down.

by Brigittathedanishtennisplayer October 21, 2010