tooted and booted

To expel flatulence while in motion, or to flatulate while stationary and immediately disperse as to prevent people from knowing you are the farter. This occurs frequently in large crowds. Also known as a cropdust.

Toot = to fart or flatulate
Boot = to walk, or walk away

Watch out, don't go over there. I just tooted and booted."

Aww, geese, Mike totally just tooted and booted."

Those guys are so annoying. I should stroll by and toot and boot.

by TurboDream17 November 7, 2010

Pooty Toot

Verb: It is when a woman farts. It is characterized by a more feminine fart, usually sounding airy and light.

Example of a use in a sentence: "Girl, did you just fart?" "No baby, I just pooty tooted."

by Trixxy Klugenstein November 1, 2009

ninja toots

Verb: when you're laying in bed, hungover, next to your one night stand and you need to sneak a fart.

I hope that hot guy didn't smell my ninja toots this morning.

by sherbz June 21, 2014

booty toot

a noise coming from the behind. A "bootie toot" noise or smell from ones behind. Do you just "bootie toot"? Did I just hear a "bootie toot"? Who did a "bootie toot"?

booty fart smell odor from behind booty toot

by dedlde December 15, 2009

toot flute

fart hole

That chick that works at Burger King loves it in the toot flute!

by Handsome Farva March 20, 2011

Chute Toot

When a man and woman are having anal sex and the woman farts.

Bill: She let out the smelliest chute toot.

by Monkey Sling Poo October 15, 2011

Woot-toot!

"Woot-woot" is defined by the Urban Dictionary as an expression of excitement or joy, typically upon receiving good news. Thus Woot-toot is an expression of excitement upon sensing a joyous or otherwise remarkable fart.

"Moments after finishing his third burrito, my roommate emitted a fart of rare and surprising duration, harmony, and syncopation. 'Woot-toot!' I cried."

by The Jeff S March 30, 2017