telemunchies

the act of craving a food mentioned on television.

“damn, i’ve got the telemunchies”

by mosesthehobbit September 29, 2023

Telemagnitionized

A shortened medical term used to monitor an infants stability after a surgical process of demangitizing them after being born.

Mom: "how's my baby?"

Doc: "We successfully telemagnitionized them, they are good to go!"

by Abraham Lincoln 𓆩♡𓆪 January 29, 2024

Telemorphosis

Choosing to interpret or experience a cinematographic production in a way contrary to the intended emotional narrative. In other words, when you purposefully deviate from the anticipated response sought after by the movie director.

Example 1;
Heidi: I can't stand her, she is such a callous character.
Antoine: I used telemorphosis and now I actually sympathize with her.

Example 2:

Person 1 : I hate the EMPIRE, they are so destructive. I stand with the Rebels!
Person 2: I used to love the Rebels, but using telemorphosis, I altered my perspective and switched to the dark side.

by Tony36 November 26, 2023

Teemu Tactical

A wannabe operator type who buys everything from knock-off Chinese discount websites at cut rate prices.

That security rent-a-cop is such a teemu tactical billy badass wannabe operator.

by kimmerB August 4, 2024

telemetry

Using an electronic apparatus for transmitting metrics about other people's actions and devices to a distant station; snooping

Your operating system and its 1752 partners care about your privacy. That's why, during regular use of your computer, we will collect telemetry that allows us to see when you use it and for what. The telemetry is used to improve our services.

by lucb1e2 September 2, 2024

telemač korisnik

Yappers of the highest order , giving any and all irrelevant information in a conversation just so they can hear them selves talk.

You're a telemač korisnik

by Fify22 October 31, 2024

Teemos

Combination of “teeny” + “tomato”.
Classified as any small tomato: Cherry tomatoes, grape tomatoes, light bulb tomatoes, pear tomatoes, etc.
Teemos can be any color and shape, but are usually snacking tomatoes.

Would you like some Teemos on the side?

Teemos are good to pack in your lunch.

by Ana_Waver December 19, 2024