Mateo Tirone

Hot Puerto Rican babe who does the sickest card tricks. Everyone loves him, except for certain people who are mad because of how hot he is. Just wait until Mateo fucks ur shit up, he will pop a magic cap on yo ass and u won't be ready for it. He will make u feel like you have just been raped by an albino elephant on viagra. Don't ask about how he does his magic or he will shove a rake in your crack.

Random Chick: Did you see Mateo Tirone??
Other Random Chick: Yeah i asked him how he did a sick-ass card trick and he put a rake in my ass!
Random Chick: I want a rake in my ass.

by dads_asshole634 December 20, 2017

a tiaro

Italian mob phrase to indicate that a person's days are counted. Considered to be a strong offence against somebody

Bobby, you stole money from me, a tiaro.

by mobbyboy October 3, 2018

Backwards tiptoe

When a girl reverse cowgirl rides your feet.

I walked in on my mom giving my dad a backwards tiptoe.

by Extendedmeme April 1, 2020

dirty tipton

A fat person that stays inside all day and plays video games.

Gerald was a dirty Tipton because he never left the house.

by McSpaghetti October 18, 2021

Lewis tipton

He is just short that’s all just short but he gets bitchs tho so I have to respect him

Lewis Tipton is top shaver of the elf’s

by Some guy who knows all January 4, 2022

Tickle Tipson

The almighty tickler of tips. He comes out of the closet to tickle your tip, watch out though! you might like it!

John: "Tickle Tipson payed me a visit last night"

Jeremy: "No the fuck he did not! I saw him fingering my dad!"

by DDistrict November 26, 2023

Mongolian Tiptoe

An advanced tech in Super Smash Brother Melee, in which a ness player slowly tiptoes towards the opponent before forward smashing.

"Dude, I can't believe josh hit the Mongolian Tiptoe on me!"

by mongolian tiptoer November 26, 2024