Petey the Dog

The act of taking your poo covered finger and rubbing a brown circle around the eye of your lover. Like the Dirty Sanchez but involving the right eye of your lover instead of their upper lip.

Bonus points if you say "Darla, do you love me?" afterwards. Extra bonus is she says "Yes!"

She was really special and deserved something to remember me by, so I gave her Petey the Dog.

Petey the Dog by Alfalfa August 3, 2004

Walk The Dog

Walk The Dog means to masturbate or wank off.

George: hold on man I have to walk the dog
Gus: ok

Walk The Dog by packerskid2008 August 14, 2007

Kickin the Dog 

The act of of fucking a girl from behind while she's puking.

One night my girl was heaving her guts out after getting too drunk on Tequila. She was bent over the toilet with her pants around her knees, and her butt was sticking up in the air. Being the gentleman I am, I mounted her from behind, and each time she puked, the contractions were so amazing, I just couldn't stop Kickin the Dog

Kickin the Dog by Mountain Man II June 29, 2011

Crank The Dog 

(Verb) To violently masturbate to furry porn. Usually done by quiet emo kids with dyed hair. If they cut or have an anime/weaboo backpack then you practically have confirmation that they crank the dog.

Person 1: "Hey man do you wanna come over later?"

Person 2: "Sorry but Friday nights are for cranking the dog."

Person 1: "You crank the dog too? We can do it together!"

Person 2: "Okay meet me at my place tonight."

Crank The Dog by VeryCrustySocks March 29, 2017

hit the dog 

A term used in rugby league (footy) where one player smashes the opposition (the dog).

Callum: "Oska hit the dog!"
Oska: "BOOV!"

hit the dog by bigggcalll May 15, 2018

zaza the dog 

The coolest dog to ever exist, loved by many, should have freedom to bark all the time

I live zaza the dog

zaza the dog by Telescope March 25, 2023

Daisy the dog 

Daisy the dog is super dumb

She barks at nothing eats socks

Yodels

Falls into the pool twice with out knowing how to swim
Sleeps on back

We give he weed treats to keep he calm/for real

When you take her on a walk she will only walk to the front gate

Friend< aww she’s so cute can she have babies with my dog
Me<no we fixed her so there wouldn’t be daisy the dog/s running around

Daisy the dog by Crosonte October 18, 2018