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Testicle Spectacles

The placement of one's testicles on the eye sockets of a partner
She had a problem seeing in the dark so I suggested she look through some testicle spectacles.
by Bob Engag December 7, 2009
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dropped testicles

when the nuts fall down from the penis when u go through puberty
by james2131 October 20, 2008
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serious testicle

a game of catch where as the ball is being thrown the person doing the throwing says testicle. whoever laughs first is the testicle.
invented by anders and jac
by jac and anders October 24, 2004
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Testicle Torpedos

Ejaculation of semen, usually on the face, vagina, or anus of your sex partner.
Captain kirk launched two testicle torpedos full power into ohura's ass, on the bridge of the U.S.S Enterprise.
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Testicle Mop

The lower part of a goatee. Often connected to the dick broom(see dick broom).
Dude thats a pretty wild testicle mop with that mean ass dick broom.
by steppinout March 19, 2011
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testicle tits

When a ladies sagging bosoms are covered in hair thus resembling a scrotum
Shes not a gilf ! Shes got testicle tits
by slimboyfat82 May 16, 2018
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Testicle sacrifice

The art of giving your two great genital powerhouses to the great lord Satan, thus giving him the power to mate with Archdemons with your DNA, so you can be part of his cause.
Tom: Aye I preformed testicle sacrifice on my dad last night

Brad: Nice! *Highfive*

(Meanwhile at home)

Dad: *Wakes up* WHERE TO FUCK DID MY NUTS GO?!
by Devilyay666 November 13, 2013
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