telespammer

Someone who repeatedly calls and leaves dozens of ridiculously short messages about unimportant things such as what they ate for lunch, where they are, etc.

Matthew is such a telespammer, he called me four times from the football game last night to tell me what he was doing.

by Lukie In The Sky October 25, 2009

Telehater

Someone who calls or texts for the sole purpose of complaining about someone or something.

I swear the only time Girlfriend calls me is to bitch about something. Doesn’t that telehater have anything better to do with her day?

by DeekPA March 31, 2011

Telephonians

The chipmunk-like creatures that live in the telephone wires and transfer the words from one receiver to the other. The "Static" as people call it, is the low hiss as a result of the Telephonians getting upset. Telephonians are not commonly recognized by others, as the government fears that PETA would try to intervene in the telephone system by calling this display of teamwork "Animal Abuse." Telephonians are believed to be direct descendents from Jesus, as they seem to have eternal life. No dead Telephonian has ever been sighted.

"Hey Jesus, say hi to the telephonians for me!"

by JesusApprentice September 21, 2011

teleswap

v. to text or call someone who has just given you their phone number, for the purposes of giving him/her your phone number/contact information. Note: the practice of speaking the first phone number aloud is also a key facet in the process of teleswapping.

n. the practice of texting/calling someone to exchange numbers/contact information.

Sifl: "Hey, let's exchange numbers. I'll get a pen."
Ollie: "No need for a pen - just tell me your number and we'll teleswap."
Sifl: "Cool, here it is - 415-867-5309."
Ollie: "Cool."
Sifl: "Hold up, someone's calling me...man, who is that? I don't recognize the number."
Ollie: "Dude, that's my number - we just teleswapped."
Sifl: "So THAT'S what that's called!"

by morganfreemason June 13, 2012

telephonique

a phone sex solicitor

Mark: I'm so horny today
John: Dude you should call a telephonique.

by shadamama February 25, 2013

telephone pimpin

Telephone pimpin is picking up the phone and pimping other people to your will. This mostly consists of influencing the other person to see your point of view

Man, I decided to drop out of the election because everybody was telephone pimpin and it wasn't fair

by Supa Tee June 10, 2016

telechnology

The delivery of technology products such as data and entertainment content over traditionally telecom devices such as telephones and copper wires. This term is used by technicians to differentiate between tradition telephone service and multimedia services.

The growth of telechnology in this area is expected to account for 65 percent of cost and 95 percent of income in the next 5 years.

by Telephony Techie August 17, 2017