Technology

It is what will bring the damnation to all of human life. It represents what will destroy us as a race in the future.

God Dammitt! I hate technology!

by Ziggy December 22, 2004

technological singularity

the point in the evolution of humanity where human create a technological intelligence that exceeds the intelligence of humans.

Humans are only 30,000 years old technologically; yet within the next 100 years we may produce a technological singularity where we are no longer the dominant intelligence on Earth.

by ToniT July 27, 2014

Applied technology high school

If you go here you are an elite person Engineering is way better than medical. Freshmen are the worst at this school and dont know how to walk. Its not that hard to get into so apply and get free college credits. Theirs a bunch of sexy dudes but the sexiest are Richard Mike and Nick. The girls are also pretty good looking but if your white you not getting no action so go back to your hometown to find some cheeks.

What school do you go to?
Bergen Tech(Dont wanna let people know they go to applied technology High School)

by Girl From ATHS October 7, 2019

brown tooth technology

Where a wireless head set is applied using a piece of shoe lace or a piece of leather. Usually tied around the crown of the head and rigged to fit ear comfortably.

Check out this mothafucka, he is sporting that brown tooth technology.

by Bert-Oh April 22, 2007

technologistical

Using technology to streamline logistical tasks.

Wow, you're really technologistical with that blackberry!

by drgroove206 November 20, 2006

technology

A mobile device intended to make communication with other people easier and more efficient, e.g. a BlackBerry, iPhone, mobile phone, or laptop computer. Said technology frequently fails to work as intended, so the word "technology" carries notes of frustration and irony as well as appreciation. Since mobile technology devices evolve quickly, it is much easier to say "technology" than to refer to them by model name.

1. "I can't find the freeway entrance. Can someone use their technology to get directions from Google Maps? 2. "I'm trying to look his number up, but my technology is taking forever to load the page... god, this technology is so useless." 3. "I'm so tired of using this technology, I just want you here with me." - Justin Timberlake

by Kate Kickflip Losse August 15, 2007

Technologist

Someone who owns technology, doesn't know how to even use it but claims to be tech savy

Person 1: I consider myself a technologist of sorts, check out this cool new phone I got!

Person 2: Can you get email on that phone?

Person 1: I don't know, I'll just have the apple genius do it for me

by tech support August 19, 2013