stab

To use one's bonafied penis as a knife and pelvic thrust it into objects of affection.

Man Kyle Gibney is stabbing the hell out of that bowling ball.

by Lukey May 22, 2003

Stabbascoopa

When using the ulmighty spork, you Stabbascoopa the object that you are attacking/eating.

RARW! I'll attack you with my spork! *Stabbascoopa's* kekeke...

by JazzehAmy March 6, 2008

Stabhand

A drinking game incorporating the elements of a table knife games. Each person does one stab between each fingers, one row per turn (One row = between all 5 fingers). Next round is One row and back. And then it continues back on forth, increasing the times you go back over with the knife by one row each turn. Every time you hit your finger, you have to take a shot of hard liquor (nothing under 25% Alc./vol.), then next turn you re-try the same amount of rows.

-First to 10, 20, 30 or however many rows you want to set for a goal wins.

-Not a game for pussies or anyone afraid of being cut. -Reasonable strength and speed must be kept, regardless of intoxication.
-Stitches or medical attention must wait until game completion.
-Any reasonable knife works. 5-8 inches works best. I find steak knifes are the best. (Not too sharp or dull.)

My hand is so fucked up from playing Stabhand last night.

by Nihilist_Justin November 18, 2009

stabbing the bed

When a guy sleeps on his stomach and has a boner, causing said boner to stick into the mattress.

I woke up this morning with my penis hurting, I must have been stabbing the bed all night!

by Jim Throttle September 30, 2017

Stabability

Uncommon misconception of the word "stability" - the state of being stable

Also defined as the ability to stab.

Mark - My wife is questioning my stability!
John - She better not question your stabability!

by TheFuckHole24 March 9, 2018

stabbystabbygenji

A person who is fucking amazing caring and will listen to you when you need someone to talk to.

random person :“Hey, I'm feeling down.”
Stabbystabbygenii: “What's up?”
random person: * explains what's wrong*
stabbystabbygenji: *helps them the best way possible*

by ꧁Nikツ❥꧂ February 1, 2021

Babb Stabbing

A style of anal penetration where the reciever has the need to make stool, and the givers penis prods the stool (or babba).

Woman: I really needed a dump.

Man: Yh i could tell i was Babb Stabbing throughout.

by u r me September 19, 2009