squintroduction

Refers to a "So-and-So, this is So-and-So" names-stating meeting whereby one or both of said newly-met parties have visibly-suspicious narrowed-eyed reservations regarding da true identity, character, and/or intentions of da other just-been-verbally-acquainted-with-him individual.

If Benedetto had been presented to one or more of his immediate adoptive-family members by using his assumed-identity title of "Prince/Count Andrea Cavalcanti", said meeting would likely have been a squintroduction, as they would have thought that he looked remarkably like their own adopted son!

by QuacksO April 28, 2025

pig squint

The closed-eyed, nose and tongue extended, face made during deep cunnilingus in order to protect one's eyes.

"That gash was so big, loose, and wet I had to do a pig squint just to get to her clit."

by gunner451 August 20, 2006

serious squint

when guys take a selfie while putting on a serious face and squinting to look cool or high.

i saw John take a serious squint selfie in class.

by unionjismylife203 May 19, 2014

sticky squint

When a guy jerks off with his head on the bed and his back curved so his cock is above his head and blows his load in his eye (sometimes in his mouth or all over his face)

Lastnight i was watching facial porn and really wanted to know what it was like for the girl so i got in position and gave myself a sticky squint

by douchecanoe98 March 1, 2015

nigga squint

Brett Steward

Bad ass baseball player nigga squint. Also known as bad ass state wrestling champ

by joewhite man July 24, 2016

queefus squintillion

a lovely tasty ogre who queefs rat juice onto foot soup

i cant wait to try queefus squintillions rat juice soup

by M0NST3R_£SS3NC3 July 2, 2023

Nuke Squint

Derogatory slang for Japanese people

Man pulls up in a Subaru. "Boy them Nuke Squint's sure do make a damn good car, I tell you what."

by GeneralNohacs November 2, 2023