Squirming Lizzard Position

When you make up a sexual position, and tell your friends about it and CONSTANTLY use it as a threat knowing it does not exist.

“I’m going to put you into the squirming lizzard position”

by Kooge-is-nig March 10, 2026

Squirm

Squirm (noun)
The smallest, fastest, and arguably most chaotic Toon in the game Dandy’s World. He is a tiny, segmented worm-like creature who specializes in kiting (distracting) the Twisteds while the rest of the team actually does the work.

Vibe: High speed, low health, and "catch me if you can."

Player Archetype: Usually played by the person who enjoys running circles around monsters and giving their teammates a heart attack by proxy.

Usage: "We would’ve wiped on Floor 10 if our Squirm didn't have the zoomies and distract Toodles for five minutes straight."

by H4RV March 11, 2026

Squeam Squam

When a woman is both on the Cream Team as well as the Squirt Squad, she is a member of the Squeam Squam.

My shorty creamed and squirted on my shit. She’s the captain of the Squeam Squam!!

by babykweef March 19, 2026

Squirmy legs

When your legs get such a pain and you have to keep moving your legs.

I can’t go to bed, I’ve got squirmy legs

by Squirmy 1 April 29, 2025

the squirmies

Slang for parasites.

Don't drink the water there, man. You'll get the squirmies.

by SarahBLovin September 26, 2008

Pachyderm Sqerm

Punch that shit until it milks.

I got a lot of milk when I did the pachyderm sqerm

by Johnny Mahfka August 13, 2017

Sandusky Squirmer

The act of shoving a pool noodle up your anus and having sand be dispensed into your colon until it pops like a balloon.

The Clown I hired for my child's party decided to perform a Sandusky Squirmer.

by Buhl Ache December 29, 2024