squirmer

A word used to describe a person who is so wasted that he\she cannot control there body actions.

"You did so much drink/drugs last night that you turned into a right squirmer".

by Hardcore Hustla April 28, 2006

Sandusky Squirmer

The act of shoving a pool noodle up your anus and having sand be dispensed into your colon until it pops like a balloon.

The Clown I hired for my child's party decided to perform a Sandusky Squirmer.

by Buhl Ache December 29, 2024