Fidget Spinner

1. The Definition of Autism

2. The craze that attracted innocent children.

3. The content that plagued YouTube.

"Dude look at my fidget spinner! It spins so fast, heheheheeheuehheueue"

Kid: "Omg Fidget Spinner can I have it?"
Me: *Throws it at a lake* "Go fuck yourself. No autism for you, kiddo."

by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017

fidget spinner

satanic toy sent down by lord shrek

he dude is that your fidget spinner

by lord shrek September 17, 2017

Fidget Spinner

A sex position, where a male lays flat on his back with an erect cock. And the female places a spinning fidget spinner on the male's member, and proceeds to blow the fidget spinner to make it stop. The goal is to finish before it stops.

Wendy gave me a Fidget Spinner last night.

Did you finish?

Hell yeah, 10/10 would spin again.

by therealspanishteacher February 26, 2018

Fidget Spinner

Autistic looking stress relieving bullshit.

My fidget spinner made me look gay.

by Kenton Makings October 31, 2018

table spinner

A person who spins on tables but is also a nonce

Look at that table spinner

by Big fat hard on September 26, 2020

Fagit spinner

The more appropriate spelling of “fidget spinner”. Fagit is pronounced the way Spodermen intended.

All these little little autistic kids nowadays like their stupid ass fagit spinners.

by Fred Sampson November 16, 2020

Constant Spinner

A simp who spends his days fantasising about his ex that he still can not get over with. He doesn't know why he gets dumped...
Maybe instead of worrying about his pathetic love life, he should focus on something else ?

Constant Spinner the simp.

by Ro_oe December 12, 2022