Marble-splurt

When it's an icy day, and you pull out and your cum feels like raw marbles exiting the ballsack.

Fuck it’s so cold, I just yanked out a marble-splurt.

by Diplodicus McPringle February 6, 2020

ultra spurgu

its a finish ultra hobo alkoholik olveys on crack

look at that ultra spurgu

by uuuuuhhhhhh aaaahhhhh December 16, 2020

Vaginal splurge

When a woman gets her vagina really wet for someone named sid

Charlie got a vaginal splurge from Sidney

by Mellowkidd. July 23, 2017

Splargle

1. When somebody replaces your mouthwash with clove or castor oil, and you attempt to gargle it and end up splatting the bathroom mirror.

2. Cheap mouthwash that causes splargling.

1. By the sound of it Andrey's just splargled.

2. I tried to buy decent mouthwash but they only had splargle.

by Steve November 19, 2003

splorgledemic

really really sucky, like big fat pimply man ass

" dude this game is splorgledemic"

by e.k.n June 11, 2005

human spluge

A person so utterly nauseating, repulsive, and abominable that they can only be equated with a cold, quivering blob of ejactulate.

I'm sorry, but that asshole was a living, breathing human spluge.

by Mike August 6, 2003

Splorging

When two people are talking with the intention of eventually becoming exclusive, but everyone knows that they like eachother so they it's kind of annoying that they're not dating yet.

Ally: "Are you and John dating yet?"
Liz: "No, we're just talking"
Ally: "That's a lie. You guys are splorging."

by Madamahominashontie February 12, 2009