spankerwanking

this is when a girl spanks your balls while you wank, if she uses spanker cream your cock and balls will be replaced by a vagina.

"Hey Aidan, it's time for your spankerwanking!"
"Please no.."
"We made a bet."
"Let me just get the Spanker Cream"
*Slaps the balls again and again*
"What the fuck is happening to my penis and balls!?"
"I love the look on your face!"
*Aidan see that he now has a vagina*
"Wait, I am growing D-Cups!"
"Enjoy the boobs too!"
"Noooo!"

by evencowshateme July 15, 2021

Scanner

A person who is moderately attractive. Between 5-7 on the Richter scale.

I hooked up with a scanner on the weekend, she was alright

by russianchegwin July 28, 2022

cow spanker

though there is not an exact definition for the word it is usually used as a reference to something of a sexual nature. it generally means someone erotic.

"hey hows micheal doing did you get with him"
"oh ya i did he's such a fucking cow spanker"

by rosa1234 February 7, 2012

Backy Spinner

Taking a bong of tobacco as soon as you wake up, gives an intense nicotine rush, tastes horrible, but worth a try, depends how much you care about your lungs.

"Dave do a backy spinner"

"No man last time i couldnt walk for 10 mins"

by cliveharris May 15, 2013

fidge spinner

A very spinny toy, which teachers hate

I hate that fucking fidge spinners in class!

by DATBOIISAWESOME May 29, 2017

Fidget spinner

So apparently the majority of the world was rejected by their mother and have auitism. And use these autism tools. All they do is spin. Thats it. Theres nothing else to it. But, its RADICALLY HIP WITH THE KIDS, SO MAKE SURE TO INFORM DAN TDM TO MAKE EVEN NORE CANCER BY PURCHASING FUCKING 400 DOLLAR AUTISM TOYS. STAY FRESH YOU HOOLIGANS

Whoa bro, mah fidget spinner is 60 dollars!!11111!!!

Me: *gunshot*

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

Roundabout Spinner

round•a•bout•spin•ner
A sex position where the dominant partner wraps their body around the other partner, pleasuring themself while simultaneously spinning around the other partner (resulting in the pleasure of both partners).

On our third date I gave her a roundabout spinner.

by CTGreen February 26, 2020