Sober Stevenson 

He is sumboi he is a top shagger dead trim can’t handle his drink

Is that sober Stevenson he has a dead trim

Sober Stevenson by Sober Steve August 11, 2019

Sober Saturday 

A challenge for most high schoolers and college students to refrain from all substance usage for one Saturday in a month. If they loose they’re a bitch.

A day where gabby decarlo’s only choice of substance is Jesus.
Hey gabby! You know what day it is?
No
Sober Saturday! So sober up or you’re gay!

Sober Saturday by Analus Samus October 18, 2019

sober-trip 

When someone trips out over something while sober.

Bro thinking about life is a sober-trip.

sober-trip by ILikeAnalFourTwenty69 March 14, 2020

sober escort 

A sober escort, or travel escort, is a paid sober travel companion or travel escort that accompanies a client to an event, to treatment, or to court, to ensure the client maintains sobriety.

I called Christopher Ferry and his team to hire a sober escort for my son to get to rehab.

sober escort by Christopher Ferry March 24, 2020

Sober as a judge 

When you’re doing drugs or drinking but have to act sober.

I was on a date yesterday sober as a judge.

Sober as a judge by Jakeyyy666 September 8, 2020

Sober as a moose 

Like completely sober. No substances in the body

“Yo bro are you drunk or something?”
“nah bro I’m sober as a moose”

Sober as a moose by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020

Sober Sound Check 

When the party needs to being a little to loud.

"Hey guys we need to turn it down for a sec, Sober Sound Check please."

Sober Sound Check by anonymous December 20, 2020