Smashed that Pasty

When you rub your ding dong right in the buttcrack and smash that rectum.

"Dude I totally Smashed that Pasty last night."

by smashthepasties September 3, 2014

head smashed

The feeling you get after a wild night of drinking. That dizzy in your step after waking up. Also known as a hangover.

"Bro. I downed 6 Jaegers last night. I'm head smashed beyond belief."

by ulson October 13, 2013

smashed

to be out of money, broke

man i'm so smashed i couldn't afford a 2 dollar whore

by deeno October 27, 2007

Smashed

When you just crap all over your in your pants and it is a poopy mess.

Mike was laughing at me so hard that he smashed himself.

by johny man May 4, 2006

Smoshed

The Act of getting drunk and replacing your vowels with "O" sounds.

Started By Katie in late 1857, in the sleepy town of Freo.

Person 1- "Omg! Caitmon got soooo smoshed on saturday noight!"
Person 2- "I know, she loike yokked everywhere, hell mong."
Person 1- "Grouse toime though"
Person 2- "Yah Mon, so glad you're my bast frund!"
Person 1- "Mon, we're bust frunz for uvah"

by ratch. April 6, 2009

smashed

A mapper with a large penis and a tendency to get drunk.

Smashed got smashed and smashed Jmechy's mom from behind.

by Rebel February 24, 2003

smashed

proving someone to be wrong and and to make them feel like a dumb bitch for even having their oppinion.

mom: take out the trash
me: take dat shit out yo self. ... smashed, ya dumb bitch..

by TekBeetz March 28, 2004