Poop smudge

Noun. A visible smear of faecal matter deposited on the surface of bathroom sanitary ware. The deposition process being the muscle- and gravity-assisted expulsion of moderately soft excrement from the anus.

1) Tarquin, was it you who left yet another revolting poop smudge in our shiny new toilet?
2) Valdemort, that poop smudge you left is the work of the devil!
3) Felicity, I had no idea that posh girls could leave a poop smudge like that!

by poopsar_dude January 25, 2018

Sledge

Brazen and Chivalrous

Sledge is someone I would love to know. Lifeless where?

by Uthought_User789ulala November 14, 2022

squdge

Squdge is a tight, non-sexual hug, such as one would give a loved family member or close friend.

Grandma: "Oh sweetie, come give us a squdge."

by Algor_Langeaux June 18, 2013

The Puerto Rican Sledgehammer

A highly complex sexual maneuver involving a crane, various engines, nautical equipment and fire. Its origin is unknown, and it has only been performed once in the history of mankind. While the exact procedure remains unclear, it continues to be recognized as one of the world's most dangerous sexual acts.

Kevin: Dude, Mike was the only one to perform the Puerto Rican sledgehammer and survive. He came out of it with just a broken wrist!
Max: Boobies!

by SexSarge69 January 21, 2009

Sludgee

When someone elses poo gets in your pants.

Man 1: "Oh man, somebody's poo just got in my pants."

Man 2: "Sounds like you got a sludgee."

by Law of the Jungle January 26, 2011

slodger

1. An abnormal looking nose, usually somewhat of a dangling "u" shape.

2. A person or animal with such a nose.

"LOL THE MONKEY'S A SLODGER!"
"Yes, it's got quite the nose"

by Rupert Gehmlich December 13, 2007

Sludgey

To describe a crazy night out, not neccesarily good, but just really messed up and mental.

Lauren: 'Oh maan, last night was sludgey'
Amber: 'I know, when we dropped that orphan kid down a drain, that was choppy'

by Chamawakata September 15, 2010