Single

A relationship status that is usually associated with the euphoria of being off your ol' biatch's leash. For men, it means that you can finally hang out with your friends again. For women, it means that you can stop pretending that you don't secretly want Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom inside of you at the same time.

"Hellz yus I'm single, let's go to a strip joint and stare at some titties!"

or

"Omg Katie, like, I'm single, and like, I just noticed that Brad Pitt is really sexie!"

by RICEOWL August 10, 2008

Single white male

/r9k/ permavirgin. May become prison gay out of desperation.

If you don't know what /r9k/ is you're most likely not a Single white male.

Single white males congregate on /r9k/ to bemoan their fate.

by YIKES77 September 19, 2016

sunland single

Essentially a lowlife high school dropout who planned on attempting to get a GED, but instead fell asleep in Sunland park, got drunk, forgot where they were, then decided to spend the rest of their days collecting STD's and snorting crack.

crackhead, honkey, homeless, alcoholic
The sunland singles congregated in the park to smoke and drink.
God damn sunland singles, get the fuck out of that 7/11

by watermelon and kool-aid January 16, 2011

singed nut hairs

Pubic hairs on the testicles that have been burned, usually in the dangerous sport of Fart-Flaming. Fart-Flaming is played, either singly, in doubles or in groups (see Mongolian Cluster Fuck) by eating foods that produce immense amounts of intestinal gas, then waiting for a flatus event. As the fart begins to pass the sphincter, the player lights the gas, containing considerable methand and hydrogen sulfide, with a match or a Bic Lighter. If the flame is not extinguished fast enough or if the player is careless, the nut hairs can become singed.

Bill and Ted got together with Beavis and Butthead to play Fart-Flames and ended up with a case of singed nut hairs.

by Luigi August 12, 2004

single

Seriously,
I'm
Not
Getting
Laid
Either

Guy #1:Dude, my girlfriend just dumped me, I'm single

Guy #2:So? Seriously, I'm not getting laid either!

by kmfo27 April 22, 2009

singe

singe v. –tr. singed, singe·ing, sing·es. 1. To burn superficially; scorch. 2. To burn off the feathers or bristles of (a carcass of a bird or an animal) by subjecting briefly to flame. See Synonyms at burn1. 3. To burn the ends of (hair, for example). 4. To burn the nap from (cloth) in manufacturing. n. A slight or surface burn; a scorch.

I got singed in a blaze.

by KawaiiAnime November 26, 2003

Single Pringle

Somebody who is single and proud of it.

P1: I've always been a single pringle.
P2: That's just sad.
P1: I'm glad about it!

by A. Nonnie-Moss October 10, 2011