von shmoot

Used in the same vein as many other popular, yet freakishly anti-social, yet endearing sex-acts one performs on their signifigant other, (ie: Dirty Sanchez, Plumsucker, Abe Lincoln, et al,) The VON SCHMOOT is so increadibly atavistic and vile, that its meaning defies definition.
Instead, is is used as a catch-all phrase to describe the most perverted and rotten act that your girlfriend will permit you to perform on her (willing or otherwise),yet still make you breakfast the next morning.

That chick is so freaky, instead of the "rick james", I gave her a "von schmoot". Next time I'll invite her sister too, and give 'em both a double "von schmoot".

by Toast January 21, 2005

smooth music

Music deemed smooth, in example, Steely Dan, Hall and Oates, Loggins and Messina, The Doobie Brothers, Michael McDonald, Kenny Loggins..etc.
Non offensive, usually accompanied by piano music. Popularized in the 1970's and 80's.

"No music in my studio, unless its smooth music."

by Kenny Loggins September 4, 2006

smoothie

A smoothie is a cold, fruit-based blended drink. It is usually composed of a variety of fruits and sometimes yoghurt to thicken the concoction.

"I ordered a strawberry-banana smoothie with a mutlivitamin booster and it was go-od!"

by Rudie April 10, 2006

smooth

meaning a hard skill made to look easy
or when someone messes up

skill- Dude that jump was smooth
mess up - Real smooth dumbass

by CC124 January 9, 2009

smoothed

To commit an act of sarcastic smoothness

person 1: *trips*
person 2: 'you smoothed that'

by Tom macneill September 29, 2007

Smooth Gooch

(verb) to rub an erect penis along the skin of a male or female gooch/taint in order to smooth it or to gain pleasure.

I couldn't handle Liza's taint hair so i smooth gooched it all away.

by wickboi5117 May 21, 2011

smooth jazz

See muzak.

Smooth jazz is great for elevators, cubicles, and the dentist's office.

by Chad June 20, 2004