Matthew Shirley

This is a different type of guy, he is quite bi as he enjoys to squeeze male asses. He pinches and starts to shout "Here comes the tickle monster" down an ally way. He is very mysterious since he claims he's a different person. He is very weird on how he tried to motorboats a male who is no one you need to know. Matthew is one of a kind due to the fact he likes to touch up little kiddies asses.

Matthew Shirley is the tickle Monster

by It'sYaBoiDJD April 22, 2017

Wild shite

Uncomfortable,extreme and erratic bowel movements normally self inflicted through over indulgence in alcohol, a bad pint or spicy foods or a mixture of all of these.

I had too much to drink last night and a vindaloo, had a wild shite this morning

by Eck the bear February 20, 2018

Not worth a shite

Irish saying. Describes something which is completely useless and valueless. Alternatively, can be used to describe a completely incompetent person. To Irish people, this phrase is used to refer to something which is below even the value of feces. In other words, the worst level of uselessness something can possibly reach.

My lawnmower isn't worth a shite!

Tom: Jesus Christ, how are we after losing 8-0 again?
Joe: Face it Tom, Paddy's not worth a shite in goal. He's as likely to save anything as he is giving up the drink.

by Jotinmick April 18, 2018

Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley

When you're playing baseball as a pitcher and you throw a fastball that drills the hitter in the hip and he starts crying, then you walk up to the batter, tickle his beard, then throw salt in his eyes, and lather his fingers in cheap hotel soap.

Person One: I accidentally hit the batter in the hip, so I decided to go for the whole Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley.

Person Two: Damn, even the hotel soap?

by doubleunicycle January 14, 2022

shillered

To have your wants and needs as a resident of the 46th ward of Chicago ignored, and to divide the electorate by using misinformation, intimidation, and threats of having your subsidized housing taken away from you for voting the opposition. Also to have high density, low income housing built despite the overwhelming evidence that this type of housing project does not and will not work.

The good people of Uptown and the 46th ward of Chicago got shillered when their alderman ignored them.

by What The Helen November 24, 2006

shitlegs

Shitlegs descibes a person of dubious nature who cannot be trusted and is generally of bad personality.

"He is a fucking liar and a complete shitlegs!"

by Shaun Hollamby June 4, 2008

shite trumpet

Someone that talks with the confidence that they are correct about a subject but are in fact total liars and have a developed renown for this. Often the person that is lying is completely unaware that his audience knows that they are lying.

Cole Kuzmici: and oh yeah I once knew this guy that fell asleep on a rope. He was a friend of my dad who is a high ranking official in NATO...
Me: That's nonsense mate, you are a total shite trumpet.

I don't believe anything Kuzmici says. He is a total shite trumpet.

by harrisishere January 16, 2008