by Fianna sidhe October 4, 2003
Get the shithawk mug.The ripped guy in a particular group that works out a lot & takes off his shirt every. chance. he gets.
They could understand that Matt was Shirtless Guy when he mowed the lawn, or played basketball, or fetched the mail from the mailbox, but to their amazement, Matt was Shirtless Guy for Thanksgiving, when it was 15°.
by catfight12 January 12, 2009
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Get the t-shirt ninja mug.This is a shirt my first husband got second hand and I could tell why. As soon as he put that shirt on, it looked so bad that I was forced to shut my eyes because it was emotionally traumatizing to look at it. The combination of print, pattern and color produced such a cataclysm of visual assault that I needed six months of therapy to deal with it. It is the equivalent of seeing your loved one wearing a Jason from Halloween mask, which is almost as scary.
When my husband wore the birth control shirt, I knew that there would be no chance of him cheating on me. I was surprised it didn't render him sterile. It was one ugly-ass unflattering shirt. I threw it away and he divorced me anyway.
by MadamexXx March 13, 2009
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NOT the same as "who wears the pants in the relationship"
NOT the same as "who wears the pants in the relationship"
by Grooaci June 4, 2020
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Get the date shirt mug.A committed nudie who hangs out at hotsprings, burning man, nude beaches, clothing optional clubs etc. who sometimes wears just a t-shirt while his junk is flopping around for all the world to appreciate.
by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006
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