Shelling the Port

Naval term for smashing a land based female

I shelled the port when we stopped over at portmouth docks - shelling the port

by The Sleeper mk2 January 17, 2012

shell ass

A condition met when one refuses to wipe his ass after a messy turd for an extended period of time. The turds subsequently harden leaving the sufferer with a solid crust that mimics the appearance of a turtle's shell.

Can be effectively used for defensive purposes.

I've a kickboxing match coming up, I've got a solid case of shell ass to keep me safe.

by JahKnows November 27, 2016

Shellcie

She is very beautiful, anyone would want to be like her. She very attractive. She the person you'll wanna be around. She can be the bestest friend

Hey heard about shellcie. Shes very beautiful. I wanna be like her

by Hammah21 April 4, 2019

shellcube

My username for multiple sites, even this one, but someone took it already so I added a 1 to the end.

Some dude: "I just talked to shellcube on Discord." Other dude: "Who the fuck is that."

by shellcube1 December 1, 2019

Butt shelling

Noun. Farmers slang. It's when an ear of corn gets pulled through the stripper plates of a combine and it curls the corn pop off.

How do you reduce Butt shelling? First I need to know what it is. It's when an ear of corn gets pulled through the stripper plates of a combine and it curls the corn pop off. In order to reduce it you need better rollers for your cornhead.

by B-rizzle October 8, 2019

Mary Shelley

Having sex on the grave plot of a departed loved one, similarly to how Mary Shelley fucked her husband on her mother's grave

Guy 1: Hey me and my girl just Mary Shelley'd, It was kinda gross but oddly arousing
Guy 2: Wow, thats dark

by Ryan_G17 January 15, 2021

shellac

One of the greatest, hard driving, indi-punk bands ever! The music is said to extend the dynamic and frequency ranges of analog. Formed in Chicago, the band is headed up by Steve Albini, formerly of Big Black and Rapeman. The other members include Bob Weston, and Todd Trainer. Both Steve Albini and Todd Trainer are known widely through the music industry as producers. Shellac is one of the best kept musical secrets of the 1990s.
P.S. There are so many aspects to this band and what it does, it would be impossible to list them all.

P.S.S. If your idea of an indi band is R.E.M., this isn't the band for you!

Video footage of "Steady As She Goes" can be found on youtube. This is the only official video footage of Shellac playing. Albums include:
At Action Park
Terraform
1000 hurts
Excellent Italian Greyhound

by jeff job February 12, 2008