Seal the Envelope

When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope.

Man this girl was so drunk last night, I just had to seal her envelope.

by Andrew Schwartz October 1, 2003

circus seal

Term popularized by Eau Claire, Wisconsin's notorious "H-Gay". Meaning: a girl who sucks cock with a great amout of enthusiasm, thus resembling the bobbing head of a circus seal.

H-Gay: "She may be old, but I bet she'd go down like a circus seal."

by Jazzgasm August 27, 2003

Sealion cave

When a large and usually grotesque woman has a rather pungent odor expelling from their vagina, not unlike the mixture of fish sticks and feces; releases a huge stinky queef.

Guy: Dude at last call I took home that one chick, and she had a real sealion cave. I threw up after eating her out to the point of dry heaves.

by 911Mongo June 7, 2019

Sealy

Sealy a name for a beautiful girl. Always cheerful and outgoing. Loves to laugh,smile, and always doing jokes. Has an amazing personality and an amazing smile. Sealy is tall,cute,awesome, and loves to take risks. Always reaching her goals and always gets what she wants but has to work for it. Learned not to trust certain people just to trust her best friends. Doesn't let her ex boyfriends get in her way. Always moving on no matter what happens, and enjoys life to the fullest.

Sealy

by Sally Vianey December 3, 2011

U.S. Navy Seal Team Six

An Elite group of U.S. Navy Seals.

Most notably, they are the elite group responsible for the killing of terrorist, Osama Bin Laden.

Osama Bin Laden: No one will get me now, I'm so totally invincible and brave, hiding here like a little bitch.

U.S. Navy Seal Team Six: "Roger that, tango in my sights, over". ...... "Headshot".

by Tea Bird September 24, 2011

seal hater

when one says a short goodbye providing they will be back again.

seal hater Jim, Bob, everyone else who dont give a shit. call me.

by trueheartproductson December 26, 2008

Seal time

Requesting someone to split something 50/50
For true seal time you must attempt to make the noise a seal would while requesting half = arf

Do you want to go seal time on a bag of weed, wanna go arf n arf?

by Rafrooda October 9, 2011