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Dracut Senior High School 

Dracut High sucks. The catwalk leaks. Heat/AC barely ever works. Our windows are plastic. We have shitty janitors that just sit on their asses all day and smoke buts. Classes are a joke. Same with the teachers. We have the shittiest food. This school's filled with drama and sluts. The school only cares about football. It's filled with a bunch of hicks and Lowell wanabies with Boston accents. There's probably a total of 10 black kids in our school and a few of Asians and Puerto Ricans... everyone else is white. We have the most stereotypical lunch; where 200 kids are packed into a shitty cafeteria with a separate clique at each table. There aren’t too many fights, but when there is one, the whole school knows within a matter of minutes. There are STD ridden sluts roaming the halls with their tits hangin out and asses showing (not complaining). If your from here you know that the A-wing bathroom if for smoking buts. Our school is filled with fags/band geeks. 10% get good grades. About 90% are involved in sports. All of us smoke pot, drink and party. There are at least two pregnant girls currently in our school. If you go here you know what ATT stands for. Freshman suck. We won’t pass reaccreditation. We have a crazy apron lady. Everyone hates Nunbuns. Everyone has a shitty car except the random Asians that pull up in M3's or Mugen's. The ONLY thing that DHS students hate more than Dracut, is Lowell.
Dude: "Yo that chick from Dracut Senior High School was soo dope!"
Guy: "Dude I know, I smashed."
Dude: "Oh.. It was nice knowin ya. But your prob guna die of AIDS."

Kid: "Yoo keed whats goody"
Kid2: "Uhhhhhg i got such a hangover"
Kid: "Yeah that football game was illl last night bro"

sending it home to jesus 

The killing of any small rodent by inserting it into your anus, therefor sending it home to Jesus.
Joffrey got tired of his wife's hampster, so now he's sending it home to Jesus

Premature Sending 

Example 1:

When you are responding to a text message (or e-mail) and you get side-tracked or think of something else, and you click send prematurely.

Example 2:

You're typing / texting and you accidentally hit send

Usually doesn't make sense
Sometimes can have negative effects
person 1: So what are you up to this evening?
person 2: I'm go

*Person 2 demonstrates clear example of premature sending*
Premature Sending by Bozzzy May 21, 2009

senior ditch day 

a day in which all seniors excluding losers decide to ditch school
dude... where are all the seniors?? is it a senior ditch day or something?
senior ditch day by chan lee April 14, 2006

Super Senior

Someone who is in their senior year of high school and decides to date freshman.
Looks like John is going out with that freshman Rebekah, looks like he's become quiet the super senior.
Super Senior by Noobslayler42 November 16, 2022

Sensibly Shafted 

When a site has become unreachable because of too much traffic/excess of bandwidth. Coined at Sensibleerection.com. Related: Farked, Slashdotted.
Dude, the Geocities site got Sensibly Shafted, I can't see it.
Sensibly Shafted by Chop-Logik January 30, 2003

SBC (Senior Bacon Cheeseburger) 

Anyone familiar with the fast food chain Wendys is most likely also familiar with the JBC, or junior bacon cheeseburger. Costing only 99 cents apiece, these babies give the average joe by far the best bang for his(or her) buck. The SBC is two JBC's stacked, and then flattened to fit in the mouth. Some modifications include a layer of ketchup or mayo between the two burgers, but really anything is possible. This invention is thought to have originated in the East Coast state of Maryland, somewhere near the town of Elkridge, by a MR. C...but its origins are not definitely known.
YO, Jimmy just pounded THREE SBC's!!