sloppy seconds

Posterior carnal engagement recruiting orificial auxiliary effluence lubricously.

I don't like surprise sloppy seconds.

by V October 12, 2004

30 seconds to mars

30 seconds to mars Its a fast trip and men are from mars. So its like quick sex. ;

Female to male= You are my 30 seconds to mars.

by steph bug September 1, 2006

sloppy seconds

The seif-proclaimed Kings of Junk Rock, hailing from Indianapolis, Indiana, blasting out three chord musical hooks more than Grandpa's tacklebox.

The musical group, Sloppy Seconds, is the best punk rock band in the world.

by kelly williams December 6, 2003

sloppy seconds

getting to someones mom after they have already creamed her

dude, ur mom is nothing but sloppy seconds now

by g-unit!!! April 3, 2006

sloppy seconds

Sex with someone who'd rather be with someone else, i.e., with someone whose first choice you aren't.

I got her sloppy seconds.

by Sandy September 15, 2003

Secondsies

1: To go for sexual intercourse a SECOND time with a person that was only a one night stand, or to simply have sex with a person for the second time

2: The 2nd round with someone for sex

Guy 1: Yeah, I think I'll bang her again
Guy 2: Seriously?
Guy 1: Yeah man, should be good
Guy 2: Adda boy, goin for Secondsies!

by Jacoob19 June 11, 2010

Two Seconds In Jersey.

The fact that anyone weaker than you wouldn't last two seconds in jersey.

Hey Billy whats wrong?", "My mom just passed away....".,"You wouldn't last Two Seconds In Jersey.

by Bmilllz May 20, 2011