scorch the porcelain

When a particularly brutal poo leaves the toilet bowl in need of a good scrub to remove traces of the 'splashdown and slide' of the offending turd, into the deeper waters of the u-bend.

Sorry to scorch the porcelain John. You got some rubber gloves and a brush handy?

by MikeG5 August 17, 2016

scutching

shoving ur pointer finger, middle finger, and thumb up someone’s booty hole

person 1“yo adam you want that scutching?”
adam”yeah bro give it to me”

by adam russel November 24, 2017

Scorched Peach

When a woman gets severe razor burn or any other kind of irritation in her pubic area as a result of shaving her vagina.

When Meg shaved her vagina in anticipation of getting some action, she sadly used an old razor and a shaving cream she was allergic to, and ended up with a scorched peach.

by Archimede May 7, 2018

Scorched Peach

After a woman shaves her vagina/pubic area and it gets severely irritated/inflamed, either from razor burn, the products applied during the shaving, or both.

Meg : I shaved my snatch with an old razor, and with a shaving cream to which I was allergic. Now it's all red and it hurts!

Ty: Ouch! I'm sorry you gave yourself a scorched peach.

by Archimedes813 May 18, 2018

Snurchin

A combination of a Snail and a Sea urchin.

Most often used to explain a particular snail as a troublemaker.
Within the realm of Snail City.

Stop being a Snurchin. you SNAIL!

by Snawler, AKA Snail Lawyer. July 30, 2018

Scarching

The act of combing someone's anal hairs.

Guy 1 "Yo, bro have you tried that new thing"
Guy 2 "What is it bro?"
Guy 1 "It's called scarching, when you comb someones anal hairs"
Guy 2 "Bro lets try it, no homo"
Guy 1 "No homo"

by weeabohunter August 12, 2018

Slurch

A virgina wedgy that has gotten moist.

My friend Pam has a mean slurch! America can you help me pull my slurch?

by EmilyGilley October 2, 2018