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The disease of an addiction of gambling that spreads.

The symptoms are as followed:
Wanting to sleep early
Denying an addiction
Saying it is not a waste of money or is an investment
Support gambling and will do anything to do it
Put in half of their money into it
Providing false aquistions of "winning" or "gaining profit"
"Dude calm down you have gambolitus you're gonna lose all your money"
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by weeabohunter August 12, 2018

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When you choke a penis it restricts the blood flow leaving it black and useless.
Girlfriend "If I see you with her again I'm going to pechoke you"
Boyfriend "It was nothing don't get mad"
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by weeabohunter August 12, 2018

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The act of combing someone's anal hairs.
Guy 1 "Yo, bro have you tried that new thing"
Guy 2 "What is it bro?"
Guy 1 "It's called scarching, when you comb someones anal hairs"
Guy 2 "Bro lets try it, no homo"
Guy 1 "No homo"
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by weeabohunter August 12, 2018

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