Definitions by weeabohunter

Scarching 

The act of combing someone's anal hairs.

Guy 1 "Yo, bro have you tried that new thing"
Guy 2 "What is it bro?"
Guy 1 "It's called scarching, when you comb someones anal hairs"
Guy 2 "Bro lets try it, no homo"
Guy 1 "No homo"

Scarching by weeabohunter August 12, 2018

Pechoke

When you choke a penis it restricts the blood flow leaving it black and useless.

Girlfriend "If I see you with her again I'm going to pechoke you"
Boyfriend "It was nothing don't get mad"

Pechoke by weeabohunter August 12, 2018

Gambolitus 

The disease of an addiction of gambling that spreads.

The symptoms are as followed:
Wanting to sleep early
Denying an addiction
Saying it is not a waste of money or is an investment
Support gambling and will do anything to do it
Put in half of their money into it
Providing false aquistions of "winning" or "gaining profit"

"Dude calm down you have gambolitus you're gonna lose all your money"

Gambolitus by weeabohunter August 12, 2018