Scumrag

The towel, t-shirt, or old pair of sweatpants kept close to the bed to be used after sex to wipe off male and female genitals.

(heavy panting following great sex)
Sweetie could you get the scumrag? Its in the top drawer. I don't want to move.

Ooooops. I squarted. Can you reach over and hand me the scumrag.

by Squartlover January 10, 2010

Scumbagassery

A term solely used to describe behavior or actions that induce your rage (and rightfully so) when you are in a setting where cursing would be entirely improper.

This is scumbagassery! He's pissing me off so much... if it weren't a children's party, i'd give him a piece of my mind...

by shadow_phox June 7, 2009

Scumbalina

Small like thumbalina, yet as scummy as rotting bagder faeces.

Amy is the original scumbalina!

by Meg'n'George July 23, 2008

scumbaroony

A fucking pathetic bitch. Who get no pussy and sits their ass on 2k day and night.

Skylar is a scumbaroony. Lazy BITCH!!!!!

by humzak81 September 23, 2019

scum bag

A low-life human being who is as worthless as a used rubber.

Willie is a fucking scum bag.

by tom h April 8, 2003

slumbag hosie

slumbag hosie

| slu-m bag hose-ee |

A title, not partial to male or female, characterized by behavior including inappropriate comments, overt sexual desires, alcoholic urges, and behavior that may result in a possible misdemeanor, or expulsion from private religious institutions.

A slumbag hosie could include anyone who demonstrates suppressed urges that result in deviant behavior.

by yours truly~Concerned January 26, 2011

scumbagged

Verb.

An encounter with an unscrupulous individual that results in one's property loss.

I tried to buy weed from a guy I didn't know and got scumbagged out of $20.00

I got scumbagged by my attorney. Fuck I hate that guy.

by humanoid72 January 8, 2009