schnumf

a small tasty snack

mhmmm I'm just going to have a wee schnumf while I'm watching the telly

by poppychicken September 29, 2010

Schrammed

Schrammed - Verb
To not be timely, prepared or within budget

Hey Steve, how did your last job go?
Dude it sucked, I got Schrammed.

by AssBerg August 26, 2014

Schlumpin Schlinger

Act of cumming into a slingshot and then slinging it into a woman's face.

Last night my girlfriend was out of control so I had to give her the Schlumpin Schlinger

by Snipedog22 May 30, 2015

schaumburg

Possibly the worst place on earth. Identical to every other suburbia just like it. All the houses were built in the 60's or 70's, falling down, and excatly the same as the house next to it. The only people living in this wasteland are old people and middle aged narcs with their preppy sons and daughters. All the kids play soccer, ride in huge SUV's that are totally unneccicary because its not excatly like schaumburg is in the middle of no where, and go to identical schools because the town was to cheap to hire different archutects. it is soon to be the future slum of america just like every other clone suberb out there.

Schaumburg, Illinois has got to be the worst place on earth. They should tear it down.

by Burn your green day albums October 16, 2005

schrammer

-an extreme poser
-a backstabbing friend
-a fake person
-someone who's salty
-shady

Ryan you're such a schrammer.

by eric resor September 23, 2007

Schlump

The slight upward pushing of the nipple. "Schlump" is started as the nipple is pushed and ended as the pushing of the nipple stops. Mostly used on males to cause embarrasement.

Hey Chris, guess what? SCHLUMP!

by Joe C.... November 26, 2006

HARUM SCARUM

this is when sombodyparticlularly a femaleis very unattractive

boy1:yo did you see that girl who walked by?
boy2:yea she got a bad case of HARUM SCARUM
boy1:word!

by dr diss July 9, 2009