Schlampe

A woman who flaunts her self.

Jodie : Sabina you're such a SCHLAMPE!
Sabina: I get it from you my SCHLAMPE!

by jodilicious September 11, 2009

Dirty Schloppy

When you turd in your clown shoe until its full then stick your schlong in it, then stick your schlong in the ticket counter girls ass while she is bent over the counter eating, popcorn, cotton candy and peanuts while holding a balloon and selling tickets!

When you turd in your clown shoe until its full then stick your schlong in it, then stick your schlong in the ticket counter girls ass while she is bent over the counter eating, popcorn, cotton candy and peanuts while holding a balloon and selling tickets! This is a Dirty schloppy.....

by Louis Trombone May 18, 2007

schlumpf

a soft, but massive turd; a deuce that is holding back a pocket of gas. when the pile breaks free, it makes the sound "schlumpf" as it falls out of your anal and into the bowl.

I went to the men's room at lunch, but someone had left a huge schlumpf waiting in the bowl.

by mike gould April 24, 2006

schlomoing

when you break something and act as though nothing happened.

Esp when you're in the middle of the mess

She's schlomoing

by ericat1544 August 6, 2016

Schlorp

A conjunction of the words slut, chad, whore, and simp all put into one. It is the ultimate insult and at the exact same time, the most significant compliment in the world.

Toby (is hanging out and simping for a ton of girls)

Jaden: wow, there goes that massive schlorp

Gabe: yeah, man I don't get it. Why he got all them girls

Peyton: he just magnifies the intenche schlorpness to attract them all.

by G24601pwc August 27, 2020

schlop

When one makes a puddle of spit in a cupped hand and proceeds to forcefully cup the balls into the pool of spit so hard that the spit splashes everywhere.

Timmy got schlopped by Billy

by Schlopper May 28, 2021

schloopie

When you first wake up in the morning and you take a piss your penis looks really sad.

Man, my penis looked really schloopie today when I woke up.

OR!

Man, my penis is a sad ol' schloopie!

by Estuardo November 28, 2005