ring of fire

A medical condition occurring around the anus after eating at the International Curry House or similar establishment.

I can't wipe. Not with this roll of razor-paper! Bring me some snow.

by Anthem March 18, 2003

Ringing the taco bell

Schlicking, or flicking the bean. Female masturbation.

Naomi Watts painful attempts at ringing the taco bell in "Mulholland Drive" is disturbing to all but the most sadistic individuals.

by Gajillion September 6, 2011

Dirt Ring

A term used to describe the scar from a circumcision on a males genitalia. The 'Dirt Ring' is a distinguished layer of skin which is located below the mushroom (head) of a penis. The layer of skin resembles a dirt ring since it typically is a darker tone of color compared to the remainder of the shaft's skin.

Did you see the dirt ring on Marco Bandares?

"HEY Rodgers, show me your dirt ring!" - State Farm Commercial

by BearBearBear January 3, 2013

Phantom Ring

Term used to describe when someone thinks they hear their cell-phone ringing or feel it vibrating in their pocket when it's actually not.

"Excuse me a sec... aw sorry, it was a phantom ring."

by ThatVargas February 4, 2005

ass ring

Hard ring of skin surrounding comprising the apeture of one's asshole

Man, I fucked that bitch's ass until her ass ring stang

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

Win a real ring

A word people that have no life and no friends on Twitter use to say to athletes that have won a championship.

Lebron:*posts a tweet*
Person that hasn’t touched a woman: Win a real ring Le0-10

by Boyboy888 March 22, 2021

Ring Nicker

A sharp object in your shit.

You are having a shit and something in the shit scratches your ring. Thats called a ring nicker.

by Derilyn June 30, 2009