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robot priest

The solution to the Catholic Church's seminary enrollment problem. A robot priest is an artificial intelligence unit that can answer questions perfectly without overstepping orthodoxy or having sex with any boys.
Wow! My robot priest is cool. He is smart and my butt doesn't hurt.
by Darren Iammarino February 5, 2008
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robot whore

A female that is pre-programmed, usually through extensive psychological abuse at a young age, to be extremely easy to bed.
"Dude, I'm so horny right now I could screw a snow mound!"

"Bro, why don't you try Gina? She's a robot whore!"
by The Rach July 4, 2008
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California robot

A kid from California who basically lives at the skatepark. Usually amazing at park tricks.
damn that california robot just through down a tre flip back lip down the hubba.
by caliskater April 22, 2011
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robot jokes

Matt's robot jokes are not funny.
by captaingeech March 27, 2019
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Sad Robot

A three way with two humans and a robot, where the robot dies and the two humans use the robot carcass as a sex toy.
My GF and I had a sad robot the other day.
by vbpj October 19, 2014
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robotic telepresence

Remote real time sensory co-presence between a human and a robotic machine capable of delivering multiple sensing input/output on a bi-directional wireless connection.
To save money and human life, NASA plans to explore the solar system by using drones or more specifically, robotic telepresence.
by Quido1 February 16, 2010
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Japanese Robot

When a bro grabs a chicks hand and works her hand on his bro's dick.
Its like a dutch rudder but you add a girl and it becomes the non homo dutch rudder..... Japanese Robot
by Goostaders June 3, 2011
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