recombobulate

The need to breathe for a second after becoming discombobulated; the act of self-gathering after a moment of discombobulation. (Note--One can not recombobulate without first being discombobulated.)

She looked into his eyes and fell in love--then she shook her head in a feeble attempt to recombobulate before she actually spoke to him.

by cletus'sgirl September 21, 2008

recockulous

adj. rediculous.

Get it, reDICKulous, reCOCKulous

I have to be to work at 6:00 a.m. tommorow. That shit is recockulous.

by James Dannelly May 7, 2003

recockulious

Adjective: Similar to rediculious, but even more ludacris than you had originally imagined.

"Did you see the tits on that ho?!? Those were recockulious!!!"

by _salesman_ May 6, 2005

recockulatory

something so ridiclous that a real world doesnt do it justice.

They want me to come in on sunday and work on the TPS reports thats fuckin recockulatory!

by the man! September 3, 2003

recocklous

*when somebody says something,to stupid to comprehend.*
*or*
*when someone is doing something dumb, retarded, un-cool.*

EXAMPLE 1
Matt:"hey jessika, can i sip beer out of your butt?"
Jessika: "no dude, thats recocklous"
EXAMPLE 2
"Justin is so recocklous because he sucks cock for a living.

by Jessika Lane Girardot February 6, 2007

Recombobulate

Word used as a smartass filler when people are deliberately trying to get information out of you.

Person1: I want to know how to fix this transformer NOW! Are you a professional or not?
Person2: Well, if you check the circuit near the 2nd output you could see that the problem starts from here, now if you could just calculate the voltage coming from this end and place a resistor on both of these ends while blocking the nor gate from here all you have to do from there is recombobulate the whatchamacallit and it'll work just as intended.
Person1: ...Fuck you.

by Devawr April 3, 2011

Recoil

Every time you fire a weapon, the gun will constantly go up and down (and sometimes left to right).

omg he has no recoil hack ban him!!

by Noxis December 2, 2003