rectum discharge

When you are pushing out a fart u discharge fecal out of ur ass

holy shit man that waz a big rectum discharge

by charney December 6, 2003

rectum roulette

a game you play if you enjoy giving anal sex where you're never quite sure what the state of the arse is in, therefore it is a roulette of rectums.

normal-tight-normal-loose-tight-goatse, you lose :)

by fuckbucket April 6, 2005

rectum spelunker

One who explores the rectum using various tools including wine corks, Samoan plantains, Red Bull energy drinks, de-clawed chinchillas, and enchiladas. Machimbre can be loaded into the rectal cavity as a safety precaution.

I'd spelunk that rectum in a New York minute.-Colin N. Gibson SS#:537340557
He's a rectum spelunker alright.

by dan and matt February 15, 2006

restuptitarded

pretty straight forward...a stupidly retarded person or thing

Vicky, you are just down right restuptitarded

by matt Bush October 8, 2006

Rectumfry

To mess up a situation, as though you did it with fire from your rectum.

We'll appoint a commitee.That should Rectumfry the situation.

by Waboa February 1, 2009

Rectum-fish

A suprisingly large gruesome parasite that situates itself on the overhanging skin of a persons arsehole. It lives off the juices slowly secreated through the bumhole, and its lifespan it approximatly 7.6 years! Being harmless itself, a rectum-fish can however, cause accute discomfort to its host, if it has been sitting down for long periods of time, as this restricts it's oxygen supply, making it squirm.

Man: I gotta go to the doctors' later today, I've gotta a bitch of a Rectum-fish sucking out my guts.

by Mr.Pete December 3, 2007

Rectumlly Challenged

Anal When one is over bearing and obsessive.

He was rectumlly challenged when it came to cleaning his house.

by Lauz101 December 16, 2008