punce

bi-sexual or gay fag (or somebody who looks gay)

god Andre... such a punce

by Tim April 13, 2006

Cooch Puncher

A person who demonstrates overly aggressive manual stimulation of the vagina during sexual play.

S/he was unable to please sensitive partners during foreplay because s/he was such a cooch puncher.

by Boffo40 November 5, 2010

monkey puncher

A way to describe a sexual partner that, during the act of coitus or anal, the penis is inserted into the orifice with more force than is normally applied, usually someone who does this frequently. This usually refers to the one inserting the penis, but this can be applied to the one who is getting the penis inserted into themselves should they mount it with extra force.

Derived from punching the monkey, since this is the name of the act itself.

Honey, you're a monkey puncher if I ever saw one. You don't need to assault the balls just because you're getting down and dirty! Ease up on it, okay, you gotta go more softly!

by 9kirby99 January 18, 2019

christ puncher

One who takes his/her first and inserts it firmly into the asshole of the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

Jerry Falwell and George W. Bush are Christ Punchers.

by SlayerSatan666 December 14, 2008

punched in the neck

A metaphor and/or phrase referring to a hickey/the action of getting a hickey.

"did you notice the makeup on my neck?"-"No, why?"-"I was hanging out with Merry this weekend and uhh...-got punched in the neck."

by thefourthgeorge August 24, 2007

Punce

Someone whos acts like a total loser.
Someone that stuffs up everything in the most idiotic way.
It's another word for retard :)

Mum: do you have a boyfriend yet?
Me: shut up punce

by ISF February 5, 2010

clown puncher

When a person grabs the shaft of his penis with one hand and punches the head of his penis with the other.

With a firm grip on his shaft, Teal kept punching the head of his penis like a true clown puncher.

by Team Clown Puncher Mississippi August 21, 2007