Private school 

The biggest bullshit hole full of fake,deluded,selfish brats who have never heard the word no in their lives! these kids leave school thinking that they are superior to everybody who was less privileged or couldn't afford private education,simply because this is how they were trained to think! They also seem to think that public school kids all envy them for some unknown fucking reason and their vein attempt to make people think that they're not snobs is absolutely pathetic and everyone can see through this stupid little act of theirs! Now before all the riverboat boarding school girls and rugby jock boys think that I'm just some "jealous" scumbag or as some of them would like to use the term "knacker" they would be highly mistaken, as much as it disgusts me I'm a private school attendee! I was transferred from a public school and I'm telling you the free education alternative is a far better idea as you get the chance to meet all sorts of people not just the typical upper middle class who drive big cars and live in the suburbs! Now don't get me wrong I am very privileged but unlike some of the shits I go to school with I don't think it makes me better than those who perhaps can't afford what I have! So yeah basically my point is that private schools are just genuine shitholes!

Private school: run by snobs to create future snobs.

Private school by I'm unreal 2001 June 11, 2016

private blendering 

Where someone is so anoying that the pain of being around them could be comparied to having your privates blended.

Employee 1: "Our boss is so annoying, I would rather have my privates placed in a blender than have to spend another day with him"

Employee 2: "yeh dude I know how you feel, he's been on my back all morning, defs private blendering"

private blendering by NJDlover30 April 11, 2009

Private Pound 

A private all girls school with mostly "dogs" that look like/have been from a pound.

"That school is a private pound man, there all dogs"

"That rot bitch is from the pound!"

Private Pound by Shaw but nah May 19, 2009

private school problems 

Problems only faced by private schoolers

Friend: hey can you lend me a fiver for lunch
Me: sorry i only carry fiftys
Friend: haha private school problems

private school problems by shligoboyzz June 2, 2016

private past relationship 

its when people don't talk about past relationships and keep it secret because they did something so terribly wrong and horrible they know that no one else would ever date them . it could even lead to prison time as well. maybe not all their relationships in their past will be private but they sure do have some they dont want to tell anyone.

i don't want to talk about my past, that's not me anymore, i'm different. private past relationship.

private past relationship by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

private sock

derived from "public sock"; a slighty less demeaning name for a person you view as purely a sexual object.

Eileen is my own personal private sock.

private sock by mogilny June 23, 2006

Private school 

I don't agree with all you fucking idiots, private school is for snobby rich idiots. All of you are just in private schools and lying to yourself.

Private School is Stupid!

Private school by ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ February 29, 2020