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Flesh Pretzel

When two persons' peni are tied together
Munchler and Bakedbeans had such a strong flesh pretzel that one was never seen one place without the other.
by The Sage Baconfase September 17, 2008
mugGet the Flesh Pretzelmug.

Passion Pretzel

She made me lick her passion pretzel, it was salty as hell!
by Captainmorg December 20, 2010
mugGet the Passion Pretzelmug.

soft pretzel

A sexual act in which the woman puts her legs behind her head and the male whips his flaccid penis against her forehead.
My girlfriend wouldn't try a soft pretzel so I smacked her.
by Jeff Jarrett July 16, 2008
mugGet the soft pretzelmug.

pretzel slut

1)thieving corrupt bitch that buys pretzels then takes your razberry juice YOU bought (without asking)when you were broke.

2)conniving mooching whore thats been around the whole damn town.

3)hooker that eats shitfulls of cookies while whoring out to the max on the telephone with one of her many pimps everyday.
A:'geez, doesnt she ever get tired of being such a pretzel slut?'

B:'guess not, shes been doing that shit ever since she hit puberty'

C:' yah i know, she has an affinity to her pretzel slut dream, cant stop eating'
by umoomooch February 14, 2009
mugGet the pretzel slutmug.

The Slutty Pretzel

A sexual practice in which you take a fit looking girl who is in a wheelchair, tie her malnourished legs around your back and make her as salty as you like
"wow u seen that girl in the wheelchair, i would love to make "the slutty pretzel" with her
by verysickboy.1 July 19, 2011
mugGet the The Slutty Pretzelmug.

chokes on pretzel

what gw bush does to get attention
AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!! IM CHOKING ON A PRETZEL!!! LISTEN QUICK BEFORE I DIE!!!! brroooOOOOMMP
by Shagmaster2004 April 11, 2004
mugGet the chokes on pretzelmug.

Pretzel Maker

Similar to sword fighting, when two gays intertwine their cocks as one.
That guy loves other guys...he is a pretzel maker.
by jfred August 22, 2006
mugGet the Pretzel Makermug.

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